Why can't time behave itself?!!

It was just Christmas, right? That was a few weeks ago? WHAT?!! It's AUGUST!!!!?? WTF?!! Where in crivens did that time go? I'm only 41, and already time has started to accelerate quite alarmingly. Not in a fun way, either. Every day,something different starts to either hurt, or begin to drop off! I'm hoping to last the week. If I make it to this Christmas, I shall get bladdered, and may live to see you in 2012...in the meantime...I'll complain.